July 22, 2012
The Top Ten Worst Things About Being Divorced
10. Cleaning the litter box.
9. Taking out the trash.
8. Driving yourself EVERYWHERE.
7. Looking at everyone's ring finger ( men and women alike) to see if they are married.
6. Checking the divorced box when filling out forms.
5. Saying, "I'm divorced," when someone asks if you are married.
4. No one to get you chicken soup when you are sick.
3. Eating alone.
2. Sleeping alone.
1. No sex.